For years the American male's number one fear (above terrorist attacks and public speaking) was to come home and find his hot wife fucking a physically superior Negro. Today, however, cuckoldry has become the quickest growing alternative lifestyle in the country. While wives everywhere have not only taken colored lovers, they shamelessly parade them at mall, restaurants, and social events. Whit e these developments make black people even happier than the Thirteen Amendment, they make you die inside.