Kylie Ireland, foreveryoung, forever horny. Ethernal Youth! Imagine that. The age old dream of immortality. It seems that a certain (very) shapley private detective has been assigned to recover the fabled "philosophers stone". It has ancient magical powers including the key to staying forever young and forever horny. Our intrepid P.I. (Kylie) soon discovers people will do anything to get their hands on the stone...
